hell is right-clicking to save an image and accidentally clicking ‘email image’ and having to wait forty years for some email program you didn’t even know existed to rise from its slumber like some lovecraftian ancient god, meanwhile the fans on your laptop are preparing for takeoff and you stare dead-eyed as the rainbow spirals, spirals, spirals. you wait and suffer this cosmic karma. days pass. “just a few more seconds” you slur. your laptop freezes and the concept of time is no longer comprehensible. your family and friends forget your name and you fade from existence.
“Eat Your Heart Out” is a series of words remembered from break-ups reimagined as something sweet.
Best thing I’ve heard all day
“Like 2003 Evanescence?” She knew EXACTLY what to do.
Fuck her new album give us goth ari
American Children: Hey, can we be murdered a little less please?
Republicans: What the fuck? What about my guns? What about me, a person innocently playing with my death-machines as a hobby? I am the real victim here. Kids these days are so entitled…
The year is 2018. Your bills are on autopay. You just got paid and you still have $1200 from the last check. When you want something, you buy it without moving money around. Your credit cards are paid off. You and your friends have 2 international trips planned and paid for this year. Your parents are in great health and you’re able to help if they need anything. You love your job. Your desired creative career is falling into place and you get to take your little cousins to Six Flags and Universal Studios over the Summer. Your relationships are healthy and supportive. All of the toxic energy from the past 6 years is gone. You going to concerts, eating good across the states and your crib has art and warmth throughout. 2018 is going to be so good to you.
reblogging this for that 2018 good luck
WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD
Made my day 100 times better
I think this is the closest thing a bird can achieve to the ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ stroll
Maybe this isn’t common knowledge but if you put a frozen item on a shelf in a grocery store that item will be ruined.
It’s extremely unlikely an employee will find it before it thaws. If you have a cold item you don’t want give it to the cashier and tell them that, they’ll make sure it goes into a freezer.
when ur homie’s lung collapses
is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)
Ur so right asfhkflshkms
This was deadass cute though 😂
mathsturbation